I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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