I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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