On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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