I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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