i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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