There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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