Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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