Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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