He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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