walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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