Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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