the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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