he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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