So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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