Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
