Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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