The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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