Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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