I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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