Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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