Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize