Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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