she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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