People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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