From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize