Me too!
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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