I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
...so i touched it.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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