whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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