Buhtt sex?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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