I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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