are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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