No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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