that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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