I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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