i would punch a child for taco bell
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
did i just pee glitter
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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