I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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