How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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