as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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