i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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