We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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