you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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