we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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