i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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