All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Randomize
