She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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