just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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