forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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