i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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