Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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