i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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