First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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