TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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