You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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