Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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