$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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