If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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