It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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