so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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