You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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