Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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