mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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