Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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