He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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