I CAN MOONWALK!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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