Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Who died my cat blue again?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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