His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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